Kids Exposed to Playboy Channel. Lucky Little Bastards

What's he going to do with that?!?

Who says the cable companies are incompetent?  Definitely not boys in North Carolina.  Because of an awesome wire crossing, Time Warner ran Playboy channel content on the same stations that were supposed to show Kids on Demand, and Kids Preschool on Demand.  If you’re a 8-year-old boy in Carolina, Christmas came early!

A spokeswoman for Time Warner said the mix-up occurred between 6:14 and 8:15 a.m. on Tuesday.   She also said the content shown were previews, not the actual movies themselves.   “We deeply regret it happened, particularly on channels dedicated to children’s programming.  We’re making fixes now to make sure this doesn’t happen again.”

Doesn’t happen again?  The children are the future.  We need to teach them well and let them lead the way.   Show them all the beauty they possess inside.  For their sake, I hope Time Warner continues their idiocy.  Let porn run free.

Ed. note:  This takes me back my own youth.  Watching a fuzzy channel 98 here in L.A., hoping to catch a clear glimpse of unbridled sex for the first time.  I hope all the children out there know how lucky they are.  We had to work so hard for porn back in the ’80’s.

Brazil, You Confuse Me. Hilton Ad Deemed Too Spicy. Didn’t The Country Just Finish A Yearly Orgy?

Rio – A Brazilian official with a fantastic title “Secretariat for Women’s Affairs” says this beer ad featuring everybody’s favorite sex tape starlet is too sensual.

Huh? The ad for Devassa beer, features a fully clothed Paris Hilton (lame) rubbing a beer can all over her tight, pampered body. But by any standards, this ad is tame.

Here’s what makes no sense. Brazil’s Carnival is essentially a week long bacchanalia of booze, sex, and parades of naked people. And Paris Hilton in a mini-skirt is too far? South Americans are weird.

iPhone doesn’t want porn. I do.

Apple is trying to keep the sexy out of your iPhone.

They are doing away many apps that could have sexual material.   One developer is claiming Apple told them “bikini photos, skin, sexual connotations or innuendo, and anything potentially sexually arousing is now forbidden.”

There are however, notable exceptions to this policy.  Including Playboy, Victoria’s Secret and FHM.  So if you’re a big corporation with lots of cash, sex up your apps all you want.  Small guys, keep it clean.

Obviously it’s not about smut, but about money.  Because you can just open up your web-browser and jump on to PornHub from your iPhone anyway.  Or YouJizz.  Or RedTube.  Or SmutBox.  Or SpankWire.*

*L.A. Balls is not condoning any of the content on this sites.  Just recommending them.

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