First, he can’t stop having sex with porn stars bareback. The porn star sex I’m all for. Without protection, it’s just plain nauseating.
Now, he’s gone Rush Limbaugh on us. The Enquirer is reporting that Tiger says a lot of his sex problems stem from impaired judgement caused by addiction to painkillers and Ambien.
Well look at that! The big strong Tiger sure knows how to play the victim card. What’s next? The reason he’s misses putts at the Masters because he’s so distraught by the earthquake in Haiti? Look, I understand that addiction is a terrible disease. It destroys lives and families. But between the sex addiction and this story, it reeks of a PR firm trying to turn the story away from Tiger as the bad guy, and into the victim role.
And normally wouldn’t post an Enquirer story, but they’ll probably win the Pulitzer this year for the John Edwards story. So for now, they get the benefit of the doubt.