Tiger Woods is finally coming out of his hole. So to speak.
His royal highness has consented to come off the mountain top and end his nearly three month isolation. But, not really.
The words of his agent, Mark Steinberg, “This is not a press conference.”
So in front of one pool camera and a select group of “friends” (i.e. lackeys and “yes” men), Tiger will tell us all how sorry he is for getting caught, errrrr, cheating on his wife. But don’t expect him to look us in the eye. We’re not worthy of that.
And that’s what this is really all about. Tiger’s only doing this because he has to. Because he’s trying to save his billion dollar brand.
Save it. Just go back to playing golf, and banging skanks bareback. It’s what you’d still be doing if you hadn’t wrapped your car around a tree anyway.
It’s better than some bullsh*t apology that only the Golf Channel, CBS Sports and Nike really want to hear.
L.A. Balls 