Daily Archives: March 4, 2010

Weight Watchers and McDonald’s Unite. Finally!

Skinny Nuggets. Delish!

Weight Watchers says their new partnership with McDonald’s is all about letting their members enjoy life.  For as long as it lasts.

The company has approved several of the Golden Arches menu items as part of their weight loss system.  They’re trying it first down in New Zealand, but rest assured,  it’ll be coming Weight Watchers center near you. What can you eat?  The Filet-O-Fish, Chicken McNuggets, and Sweet Chili Seared Chicken Wrap.  According to the WW points system, each will be worth 6.5.   So have your McD’s, and still lose weight … awesome!  And don’t worry about the  heart disease and hypertension; you be thin!

Enjoy life and die early.  Ah, the rock n’ roll lifestyle.

Colbert on Jim Bunning: “Half-witted egomaniacal sociopath”

Stephen Colbert never disappoints.

Jim Bunning’s (R – Kentucky) Senate filibuster of the extension of unemployment benefits is widely regarded as the symbol of all that’s gone wrong with politics.  Reports are that this crusty old white guy from the South told a fellow Senator “tough sh*t”, when asked to end his opposition.  Opposition not even supported by his own party. Who says civility is gone from Capitol Hill?

Of course, Colbert was heartbroken.

Sarah Palin Must Be Stopped. Now Looting at Charity Functions.

Worst Person On The Planet

Worst Person Ever

You shouldn’t need any further reason to loath Sarah Palin. She’s the worst thing to happen to American politics since James Buchanan.  And I’m reasonably certain she’s a demon from the 7th level of hell.

Now this. At a recent Hollywood benefit for the Red Cross, Palin showed how she’s still a regular Alaska ‘gal.  She reportedly demanded to be let into the gifting suite two hours early to raid the joint.  Palin also insisted that no pictures be taken, and made off with the following: 40 Aiaiai headphones, Skagen watches, beauty products, a freebie hair blowout, and sweatshirts and leggings for her whore daughter Bristol.

The Alaskan quitter claims she’s giving the booty to charity.  Right.

Palin must go away.  Now.

Starbucks Takes Caffeine Pushing To The Next Level. Coming Soon: Trenta!

Trenta. Your morning movement will never be the same.

31-ounces of jittery, sleep depriving, java goodness is coming your way.  Because the puny 24-ounce “Vente” just isn’t enough, Starbucks is test marketing the super “Trenta” size.

Iced coffees and teas are available in this bladder busting size in the Phoenix area, and soon, to a Starbucks near you.  The Seattle based caffeine dealer says they are just responding to market demands for bigger sizes.

A Trenta iced coffee will set you back $3.30 (tea is $2.60), and kill any chance you have of not developing hypertension and stroke.

John Daly Treats Reporter Like Ex-Wife. Tweets Cell Number.


Tweet me a lung dart and Diet Coke

John Daly is the gift that keeps on giving.  Major championships, mental breakdowns, gambling, fights with ex-wives, and now… Twitter domination!

Daly, upset at a reporter from the Florida Times-Union (I doubt that’s a real paper), decided to get back at him by Tweeting his cell across the Web.  John wrote , “Call and flood his line and let’s tell him how we feel.”  We?  Maybe the best part of his story is John Daly using the “royal we”.   But Long John wasn’t done.  He sent more messages like, “This isn’t journalism, it’s paparrazi—like gossip.”

So what did the author of this article do to offend you ask?  He detailed all the troubles in Daly’s past.  By the way, none of the facts of the story are in dispute.  But apparently, the happy-go-lucky Daly doesn’t like seeing is roller coaster life in black and white.

Gary Smits, the writer told ESPN he received about 30 phone calls before Daly took the number down.

30?  I guess John Daly’s “Legion of Fat People, Alcoholics and Gamblers”  aren’t quite Arnie’s Army.